Weekly poll report

Should Alberto Gonzales resign as AG? (rasmussen)

41 % say YES
28 % say NO
31 % say NOT SURE

Do you approve of how George W. Bush is performing his job?

38% APPROVE
59% DISAPPROVE

Joke of the Day

A Guide to U.S. Newspapers

1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.

2. The New York Times is read by people who think they run the country.

3. The Washington Post is read by people who think they should run the country.

4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but don't really understand the Washington Post. They do, however like the smog statistics shown in pie charts.

5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running the country, if they could spare the time, and if they didn't have to leave L.A. to do it.

6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country.

7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure who's running the country, and don't really care as long as they can get a seat on the train.

8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's running the country either, as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while intoxicated.

9. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure there is a country, or that anyone is running it; but whoever it is, they oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the leaders are handicapped minority, feministic atheist dwarfs, who also happen to be illegal aliens from ANY country or galaxy as long as they are democrats.

10. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country, but need the baseball scores.

Compliments: http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/jokes/bljokenewspapers.htm

Bush's approval rating at 25 percent

Just in: President Bush has an approval rating at 25 percent. I don't think the poor fellow can even count that high. Check out the link below for more details.


http://americanresearchgroup.com/economy/

Weekly Poll Report

2008 Presidential Election:

Obama 47%, McCain 38% (Rasmussen)

Thoughts: Just give up John!

Bush's Approval:

(Drum roll please): 39 % (Rasmussen)

Congressional Election 2008:

Democrats 46%, Republicans 37% (Rasmussen)

Thoughts: The Democrats are poised to make even larger gains in 2008. It will make 2006 look like a picnic.

Al Gore for President 2008?

Could it be true? While I'm still undecided about whom I feel would make the best President/Candidate (I can't vote so it doesn't really matter). I think Al should get in the race. It seems right now a majority of Democrats are not happy with all the current candidates. Gore has more experience than all of the other candidates. He served as a Congressman, Senator, Vice President, and an Environmental Activist. Gore has been the leading Environmental Activist of the 21st Century. The most important issues that will be facing the country over the next couple years are (in no particular order): Education, Iraq, Terrorism, Middle East Peace, and Preventing World War III (hopefully not ending it, but Bush still has a year and a half), Social Security, Immigration, “Moral” Issues (republicans and their fancy language), etc. Gore was deeply involved with all the education initiatives of Bill Clinton (back when the Government cared about Education). Gore was also often sent on peace negotiations by Bill Clinton. I feel that a lot of Hillary supporters like her because they feel it will “bring back” the prosperous times of her husband’s administration. I like to think of it like basketball; Al and Bill were the starting players, and Hillary had floor seats. With all this said I think Al Gore is better prepared then all of the Candidates. We (actually I was in the 5^th Grade, so YOU) elected (2000), let’s elect him again.

Note: I’ll add more later, and I reserve the right to change my mind

David Vitter

Should David Vitter resign? I think he should, but not because he hired a hooker. It's because he called for a hooker from HIS GOVERNMENT OFFICE. That's pretty STUPID. If you want to have an affair and not get caught YOU DON'T USE YOUR OFFICE PHONE. With this said he should resign because of stupidity. Although I think it's kinda funny. His Senate websites headline was about how the Senator supports abstinence education. Abstinance Education? He could of used that.

Let's Impeach the President ... In a couple of months

Does George ‘Dubya’ Bush deserve to be impeached? Yea! Should he be impeached? Eh maybe in a couple of months (That’s what Nancy Pelosi is getting him for Christmas!) Recently there has been a great outcry to impeach George ‘Dubya’ Bush. Activist Cindy Sheehan has even announced her candidacy against Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, if she does not introduce or support articles of impeachment against the President. I don’t really understand why Cindy would want to do this. First, Cindy doesn’t even live in Nancy’s district. Second, I have a better chance of beating Nancy Pelosi. Third, if Nancy Pelosi introduced articles of impeachment against GDubbs (what I call George W.) it would divert all attention from getting the troops out of Iraq.

Cindy Sheehan has been traveling the country the past couple of years advocating for a full pull out of troops in Iraq, and now she’s willing to put that on hold to try and get rid of GDubbs. Cindy, could you please work on getting our troops out of Iraq before you lobby for impeachment. Do we really want to see Dick Cheney as President? We all remember when in June 2004 he told Patrick Leahy “go f*ck yourself”. It’s a good thing that Dick didn’t have his shotgun with him. We all saw what he did to his ‘friend’ and fellow Republican Harry Whittington. Just imagine what he would have done to poor Patrick, a Democrat, and the proclaimed “enemy”. I still can’t believe they let that man have a gun. I mean seriously if you can’t tell the difference between a friend and a quail you shouldn’t have a gun. Dick Cheney is also facing his own impeachment compliments of Dennis Kucinich’s HR 333. As we all know Dennis is running for President, and he has about as good of a chance as a monkey (ok, I know George W. got elected but he was a famous monkey with lots of rich friends). He polls about at the same level as Mike Gravel (WHY IS HE RUNNING?????). The trial itself would be a waste of the Senate’s time. There’s a 51-49 breakdown in the Senate (Yes, Joe Lieberman counts a Democrat). As we all know (or should know if you showed up in the 5^th grade) it takes 67 votes for conviction. The chances of acquittal are about as high as Dick Cheney’s cholesterol. All his defense team would have to do is not let him talk for about two months.

Impeachment would also weaken the United States’ image abroad (if it’s even possible; hey you can’t say GDubbs never did anything). It would also show weakness that could easily be exploited by terrorist (or even worse ANNE COULTER). The impeachment trial would also pre-occupy the president’s valuable time. You’d be surprised how much effort it takes to screw up foreign policy, run a losing war, metaphorically flipping off the French at every turn. Russia is now threatening to pull out of treaties and stuff if we stop our plans for a missile shield in Europe. If I were GDubbs I would be scared of Vladimir Putin who has a black belt (all he really needs to do is put out a bowl of pretzels and turn on a football game; plus George W. also has a black belt, but he uses his to hold up his pants). Plus ensuring the democratic majority in congress is very difficult. I think us Democrats should thank ‘Dubya’ for helping us regain Congress. We couldn’t have done it without you George! We all remember Bill Clinton’s impeachment. After he was acquitted he had an approval rating of about 60 ( about George W’s IQ). It’s possible, no probable, that the Republicans would make gains after a George W. impeachment. And we really really don’t want that.